Friday, May 30, 2008

"Shoot Straight You B*st*rds! Don't Make a Mess of It!

And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

Rudee the Warrior aka Madame Defarge was assocksecuted today by a sister in arms: a fellow knitter. Death came swiftly by parcel post. Her family, ashamed by recent war crimes that have come to light had no comments other than to say, "Thank God! Perhaps now, there will be a hot meal on the table once in a while."


2 comments:

WT said...

Hey, that's Bryan Brown and Edward Woodard in Breaker Morant! It was a true story (with some film making embellishments).

Rudee said...

Can't fool you now can I? Especially since it's an Aussie film and that should be your area of expertise. Been planning my obit for awhile and thought this would be good.