On My Mind

I've a few things on my mind today but work is interfering.  I will leave you with a couple of things to ponder.

How does one suffer death by corn?  I actually know the answer to this as do my siblings.  I'm working the post out in my head and when it's ready, I'll share the answer.

Game 2 of the Stanley Cup Playoffs is tonight.  I'm ready.  I hope for a swift victory tonight although even if we do win, the game is still 3 periods long.  No OT boys, I've got to work tomorrow which means I get up at 5 AM.

At one time, what did I have in common with Sharon Stone?  Besides bleach?  If you guessed butchy short blond hair, you'd be right.  I am beyond over this neck length mess of curly hair that without a ton of attention and product looks like I stuck my finger in a light socket.  The trouble is, my stylist who made me look so fabulous moved to Chicago.  Can you see a road trip in my future?  I can.  The upkeep may be pricey.  It definitely needs new paint too.  Bleach.

I would be a bowling fanatic if this was what it was like:

Now, aren't you glad you don't think like me?