No, no! Really, I'll be good and promise not to chew anymore sandals, tissues, traumeel, telephones, garbage, black walnuts, yarn, grass, garden vegetables, x-box controls, toothpaste and the like. I will not lick your sandwich when you aren't looking and I won't eat the butter from the counter, either. At least I swear I'll try not to do that. Butter is my weakness. I will not bark my head off at Isaac the Pit bull. I will not steal the master's chair and instead, I will lay on the floor or in my crate. Cross my paws. Just let me stay home.
See? I'm quite comfortable here. No. My butt is not too big for this chair. Why do you ask?
Yes, friends, Leo has a trial day at Camp Bow Wow today. He will play in the pool, the sprinkler and run around with a pack of about 15 like sized dogs. I will check on him obsessively periodically by doggie cam. He must be on his best behavior for a minimum of 3 hours, bite no handlers and absolutely must play well with the other campers.