Thursday, December 17, 2009

Three Headlines

  • Local nurse realizes listening to Joe Lieberman may just be the answer to the world wide shortage of morphine and propofol. Suggests clinical trials commence to see if never ending tapes of Joe droning on and on can be used as an induction to anesthesia.

  • Minnesota senator finds cure for coma; wins Nobel prize for medicine.

  • Local Michigan woman gushes: " I the senator from Minnesota." She was later heard to say to her friends, "I wonder, how big do you think his cajones really are?"

6 comments:

Rose said...

I'm totally out of this loop.

Jadekitty said...

That was quite humorous!

Miss T said...

Just one of the reasons we love Al here in Minnesota.

Rositta said...

I have been watching and reading everything about your health care debate with great interest. So far it seems to me that the big winners are the insurance companies!...ciao

laurie said...

yay, Al! and he was so polite about it, too. i loved that.

Adrian LaRoque said...

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and your family. Enjoy the season!