The boys in red have put Chicago to bed
And brought home a trophy to boot.
Sad to say, it's not the one that they want
They're looking for shinier loot.
Detroit is going to the Stanley Cup Finals for the 6th time in 14 years. Way to go Wings! As an aside to Pittsburgh, we've ordered extra octopi to throw on your ice-better bring your best game. Not only do we have the squid for luck, but we didn't touch the Campbell Cup. Word has it, you guys celebrated your win by molesting your cup and sealed the curse. You'll not hoist any other cups this year.
Get your butt to Detroit, Grapes. The color commentary has been absolutely dreadful without you.