Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Darling D.

I don't think I've told you lately exactly how I feel about you. I haven't touched you or paid any attention to you in a long, long time and I am sorry. When we got together this morning, I realized how much I truly care for you and I promise from now on to be a better partner.

I've been reminiscing about the time we first met. Of all places, it was at Home Depot. I've read about fluke meetings like this, but I never thought it would happen to me. When you came into my life, I thought I needed you but wasn't quite sure. I had heard many wonderful things from other people but that concerned me too. Would you be loyal? Would you respect my needs and desires? Quite frankly, I wasn't sure but decided to take a chance and give you a chance to impress me. You didn't disappoint. All of my misgivings were for naught; you've been more than I ever could have imagined. In fact, you're perfect and I'm the one who has been neglectful.

I haven't tired of you. I've just been busy . I know that it's a poor excuse but it's true, I have been. You would think with my husband out of town all this time that I would take advantage of you more often but I haven't. I only bring you around when I'm desperate like I was today. I'm ashamed. I've treated you shabbily and I am filled with regret. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me for your performance today was remarkable; you were an animal! I promise from now on that I won't let you stay away so long.

I'm enclosing this picture of you that I gaze at often. When I look at that picture, I'm reminded of how powerful you are. Want to meet same time, same place tomorrow? I know I can turn you on.....


6 comments:

Romi said...

Bwahahahaha! At first when I began reading this, I thought, oh no! This is such a personal post! Then I saw the pic. Heeheeheehee. :)

Rudee said...

Glad you enjoyed it. Seems to be a thing for owners of these things. Many have told me of cleaning OCDs they develop after getting one of these.....

The Rotten Correspondent said...

That was such a romantic post...until I clicked on the picture. Heh.

I say keep giving it the cold shoulder. Why not?

Rudee said...

Husband who is still lost in Mullet Land read my entries last night. He called me and said 'WTF", we didn't meet at Home Depot. Seems he neglected to read the whole post and didn't click on the pic. LOLOL

Sandy said...

hahahahahahahaha and I almost didn't take the time to go through any of your archives....hahahah

Rudee said...

thanks sandy