If you don't want the sun to awaken you in the middle of the night, don't fall asleep reading your kindle and forget to turn off the lamp. I'll let you think about that.
Along the same lines, if you don't want to dream you're trapped in a maze with gorillas, chimps and bizarre looking bad guys, do not engage in playing Donkey Kong Country Returns before you go to sleep.
Thursday is a great day to watch hockey, especially when your team has forced a game seven!
The dog is a liar and pits his handlers against one another. It's true. Yesterday morning, I fed him and then washed the caked on food off his chin. Thirty minutes later, he and my husband joined me in the living room, where I noticed that, once again, the dog had caked on food on his chin. He'd conned my husband into feeding him a second breakfast by making him think he was starving. What is he? A hobbit? I swear, if allowed, he'd eat 20 times a day.