Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Pants on fire and other thoughts


If you don't want the sun to awaken you in the middle of the night, don't fall asleep reading your kindle and forget to turn off the lamp. I'll let you think about that.

Along the same lines, if you don't want to dream you're trapped in a maze with gorillas, chimps and bizarre looking bad guys, do not engage in playing Donkey Kong Country Returns before you go to sleep.

Thursday is a great day to watch hockey, especially when your team has forced a game seven!

The dog is a liar and pits his handlers against one another. It's true. Yesterday morning, I fed him and then washed the caked on food off his chin. Thirty minutes later, he and my husband joined me in the living room, where I noticed that, once again, the dog had caked on food on his chin. He'd conned my husband into feeding him a second breakfast by making him think he was starving. What is he? A hobbit? I swear, if allowed, he'd eat 20 times a day.


15 comments:

Miss 376 said...

Sounds just like my son!

sapphireblue said...

That's just like a dog to act like you're starving him to death.

I'm glad you are enjoying your new Kindle. There's nothing like waking up with glasses still on your face and book fallen on the flor or laying accross your chest.

Brenda said...

Can you play Donkey Kong on your kindle?
That Leo is a character...

The Bug said...

Leo is an opportunist, that's for sure :)

I'm having trouble reading my kindle because my old boss keeps giving me actual books to read - I'll never finish them to start a new book on the kindle. I almost downloaded one of the books so I could read without my glasses but decided that was just silly.

The Bug said...

P.S. For the first time in my life I actually paid attention to the hockey scores this morning & saw that the Redwings had forced a game 7 :)

Silliyak said...

I missed the game. The damn Sharks ALWAYS DO THIS. THen it just becomes a "Who gets the lucky bounce" to see who advances. Good Luck next game.

SkippyMom said...

I know he can be pesky, but I have to say it [again] Love me some Leo! :)

I need to not read Tadpoles' blogs before bed because invariably y'all show up in my dreams. Always in a good way, but it freaks me out.

Kate B said...

My dog would do the same thing if he could. He's always acting like it's been weeks since his last meal!

Mimi said...

Clever dog, you'll have to leave the proof on his chin in future!

Denise said...

Our cats did that when Duane was home and would get up before me. He would give them their morning can, which they gobbled. Then they would come in the bedroom to wake me, claiming not having been fed. Sooo hungry.

Gail said...

"The dog is a liar"...I spewed my tea!!!

Stephanie V said...

Cheering on the Redwings! What is with these teams rationing out the wins? Hope they get to play the Canucks!

Ann said...

came via (Queenmothermamaw) Peggy 's blog.

Do you knit toys and dolls?

Rudee said...

Hi Ann. I don't knit toys--mostly clothing and socks.

Sandy said...

hahaha, he is a trickster..i would name him coyote...