Dear Ms. Full Flower Moon,
Don't think because I can't see you through all that cloud cover that I don't know you're there. Your hidden presence has brought an abundance of lunacy and work overload and your assistance in vacating the atmosphere around here would be greatly appreciated. Incidentally, if you have any pull with Mr. Jet Stream, it would be nice if you could ask the clouds to get the hell out of the way, too. I mean, really...How can there be a Full Flower Moon if the sun can't shine upon the gardens?