Dear Jack:
Two years is a long time to wait for someone. I think it's rather arrogant that you'd think I'd wait that long and be loyal. It's not like you were locked up somewhere in China this time. You've led me on for weeks now-sneaking tidbits in to entice me to come back. You think just like that, I'll drop what I'm used to doing on Sunday nights now and come running back to you. Shamefully, like a whipped dog, I did just that. I have to tell you though, the mojo was gone and I'm not impressed. In fact, I was a bit bored with it all. I'll give you one more shot to impress me tomorrow night, but if you don't, you're going the way of Dr. Doug Ross, McDreamy and House. You'd better bring your best game.
